As most of my awkward stories begin, I was walking by myself in the hallway at school. I fell into step with a girl and boy freshman who we discussing their late-night texting. I tried in vain to pretend I wasn't listening, but really what else can you do when you are walking alone in the hallway?
Somehow the conversion turned to grocery stores and I heard this girl in a nasally voice talking particularly loud and fast saying "OH MY GAAASH, when I was I was little I thought that Prego Sause was made from pregnant tomatoes!!!!"
I tried to muffle my laugh and started walking ahead of them towards my 5th hour.
My poor poor dear who I am posting this about... I hope one day you realize how dumb you are and get a college degree and don't try to get tomatoes to have your babies for you.
Somehow the conversion turned to grocery stores and I heard this girl in a nasally voice talking particularly loud and fast saying "OH MY GAAASH, when I was I was little I thought that Prego Sause was made from pregnant tomatoes!!!!"
I tried to muffle my laugh and started walking ahead of them towards my 5th hour.
My poor poor dear who I am posting this about... I hope one day you realize how dumb you are and get a college degree and don't try to get tomatoes to have your babies for you.
